I want to go on record here saying I think Glee is the stupidest idea for a show EVER! I want to go on record saying Glee does the worst covers I have heard in recent times. I want to go on record saying, if Glee is good entertainment these days. FUCK TELEVISION!
Glee is nothing more than high school musical for television with a bit more adult language used because Ohhh it's edgy and it's high school and it'll get the teens attention if we're more edgy. How old are the actors in this show? Seriously? How OLD are they? It's like Harry Potter where I'm pointing at the screen and saying "That's a grown man...that's a grown man right there! That's a grown man right there playing a teenage boy!"
And as for the music? I wouldn't mind them doing Journey, I wouldn't mind them doing Rocky Horror Picture Show, I wouldn't mind them doing Fleetwood Mac, but there's one BIIIIG problem here. THEY FUCKING SUCK!
There's a REASON people don't cover those songs often, because it's fucking difficult. You really think some High school band are going to hit the high notes Steve Perry was able to hit? You REALLY think that they were going to do Journey any favours with their cover?
I respect a band or an artist trying to revive the awesome shit from way back to a new audience, but there's a difference between reviving and murdering.
I won't even dare go into the awfulness that was their version of Rocky horror. If you're going to do Rocky Horror...do Rocky Horror, don't tone it down, down make it "safer to watch" I mean you were broadcasting this shit on TV, so of course that spelt disaster, like the censors were going to let you get away with the sexual stuff that's in Rocky Horror. Do a stage show, do it properly, hell remake the fucking film for all I care it isn't like I'd watch that knowing it was from Glee, but you'd get people going to watch it because it's Rocky Horror and Rocky Horror is awesome. They'd probably walk out appalled. though, I know I was appalled hearing this shit, go ahead, press the play button....I'll wait.
You finished? You hear that? Yeah, I had to go watch the original after hearing that. I haven't had problems with Glee before I was angry about the songs and Rocky Horror, I just thought it as some overrated bullshit, which people accepted because they were reviving cool stuff and it was probably the only good thing(In their minds) going on TV.
Well you know what, the straw that broke the camel's back came with Glee 3D. I hate 3D concerts anyway, I think it's pointless. Even more pointless than 3D movies, because you take a concert, which seemingly has...no aspects of 3D unless you're actually there, then throw random graphics at the screen, JUST so they have an excuse to give it the 3D gimmick. Without those graphics it's a fucking Glee Concert, a shitty one!
Fuck Glee, fuck the music Glee produces because, it's just killing good songs, well not killing...just, absolutely butchering them and beating them with a stick saying "Is this good? You like this? YOU LIKE THIS!? LIKE IT! LIKE IIIIT!"
and fuck this movie, why do people like this? Was the common sense in entertainment THAT hard to find for you people who like this shit? Is it THAT hard to look at this and just admit...this is shit. This is shit, it's always been shit and will always be shit as long as it keeps doing what it's doing. There's good singers there, there's good talent there, but the shit they're doing just tarnishes that. Do something original Glee, or get the fuck off my television, get the fuck off my radio and stay the FUCK out of my movie scene.
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