So last night was our Dark Sun Campaign, apocalyptic DND! What could go wrong? Well so far our group has come across some amulets which will lead us to an arcane group, have fought in an illegal fighting ring (Rule 1: Don't talk about fight club) We've dealt with some random fat lady we found in a cave and by dealt we just dropped her off in a town and did our own business, and in the previous session we were presented with multiple tasks.
List of Characters
Raoul Duke- The Racist Druid
Star Notia- The Token Elf Ranger
Vargach- The Dragonborn Ardent who replaced the Bard
Katho- The Jamaican Bug Monk
Keira- The Token Female Hunter
Trent Damage-The Awesome Damage Dealing Fighter
Theren-Theren is....the silent Warlord
We were told that desert raider's had been bugging the city for quite some time and sooner or later they would leave the city fortress of Altaruk in ruins. We decided to crush these mighty Raider's we needed a mount, a big mount, one that could carry B.A.M (our group name) like a tour bus carried The Beatles. So we sought the help of a weird looking Psion, Lord Elward. Lord Elward deals in rare monsters that can't be found in the local area and it just so happens he also has a farm/zoo of them. Perfectly legal I swear.
I am a druid and my druid being one with nature thought he could talk the Psion into giving us an animal, if we did him a favor. He agreed to it, the favor which we must perform for him, is to find a ring which he had lost in The Underdark.
Well I had no hesitations, going into the Underdark? Full of drows and nutjobs who haven't seen the light of day? Why would that sound the least bit dangerous. We headed to the Underdark and set out to find the ring of the Psion. In the Underdark there were many broken carts and many magic mushrooms, which let out spores which affected us while we were in the Underdark. The bravest of the group ventured forward through the caves, while the pussy elf and Theren decided to wait around for us to return. Did that stop our group from moving on? No it didn't! In fact we moved on so much we encountered a group of stoners. Now if you've ever been a stoner, you know how pissed off you get when your drug party has been interrupted, you're just chilling, smoking some weed, doing some mushrooms. Then suddenly, out of the blue a bunch of guys with swords enter the room wanting to kill you (It's more likely than you think)
Well needless to say these stoners attacked, we dealt with them like men while Theren and Star continued to refuse to join us and because of this, as our search continued, I like to believe Karma was there with us that night as Star got kidnapped by the stoners and taken away to a sacrificial altar where she too would be made a stoner.
Not wanting to lose our friend to drugs, we discovered a secret tunnel, me and my Jamaican bug friend Katho (who you'd think would be on the stoners side...) went through said tunnel while the others went around and slaughtered them in a pincer movement. We saved Star, retrieved the ring, brought it back to the Psion and retrieved a giant fucking lizard which we called Mehdi (You have to know our friend Mehdi, to understand why we named it after him)
BUT not before encountering "The Lord of The Underdark" (whom we didn't see because with him he brings clouds of darkness.) Who warned us that if we ever entered his Underdark again...we would die
Then our session ended with a decision, we recieved our giant mount, we'd gathered some coin from fight club, now we had the raider's to deal with and had to discuss the options. I had thought of pulling off a trojan horse deal where we built a wooden idol that we could hide in and use that to get into the Raider's camp, others were not so keen about that idea. I then brought the idea that we should lure the Raider's to the city and just let a battle unfold between the two (My guy is slowly turning chaotic evil) Again, the group disagreed and the decision we all finally came to, except the stupid elf was to face the raider's head on (apply directly to the forehead)
Star being all noble, as elves like to think themselves to be wanted to help build the towns defense and fight them there. BAH! I do not take the advice of an elf! I AM RAOUL DUKE! I AM NATURE!
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